the dolphin loved him too hard
/next
Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.
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but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
friendly reminder that this piece of shit right here
went to Eton, Cambridge and the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts
and this little shit over here
went to Harrow School, University of Manchester and the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts
BOYS
probably two of the most intelligent people in Britain, everybody
my type
- that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church
He is adorable.
- family: treats you like shit
- family: constantly tells you how lazy and ungrateful you are
- family: says that you'll never have a successful future
- family: jokes around about things they know you're insecure about
- family: scoffs and makes fun of you for the things you enjoy
- family: are completely fucking surprised and offended that you don't like being around them and are eager to move out or get as far away as possible
